A Normal Day XD

~A normal Day</U>~

Just a normal day in the Akatsuki! Along with my buddy’s awesome Akatsuki OC’s!

Akatsuki-© Kishimoto Mashashi
Rei, Zumi, Kouchou, Tsuki, Fukurou, Ramu and Sushi the cat-© ~gothgrrl13
Casana-© Me
Tay-© ~NaturallysSane7

And please note, I also had a little help from ~gothgrrl13, so she wrote a few things here!

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It was a fairly cloudy day, promising rain. Just the kind of day to relax and read a book or something.
Casana entered the kitchen that morning, intent on making breakfast. She hummed to herself a little as she went through the cupboards, looking for the utensils and such.
“Goooood morning, gorgeous.” Kouchou drawled as he came in.
“Oh, good morning Kouchou-kun.” She replied. “In the mood for anything in particular for breakfast?”
“You got it. You.” The other boy said, smirking and leaning over the counter toward. “Since Deidara’s gone on a mission…what say you and I get together eh…?”
“Hon I’m not going to cheat on Deidara while he’s gone.” She replied, adding some eggs to a pancake batter. “It’s completely disrespectful, wrong, and uncouth.”
“C’mooooonn beautiful, lotsa girls cheat on their boyfriends.”
“I don’t, and I’m completely committed to our relationship.” She said.
“You sure he’s not cheating on ya while he’s gone?”
She stopped stirring the batter.
“So c’mon beautiful, let’s do some naughty things, ne?”
Zumi entered the kitchen. “Kouchou stop flirting with her. Good morning, Casana-san.”
“Good morning, Zumi-san. Anything you want in particular for breakfast?”
“I’ll just have a couple of waffles.” Said Zumi, getting a glass of milk.
“Hey hey dudes and dudettes!” Rei came into the kitchen, obviously high. “Hoooow’s it goin?”
“Not bad, dude!” Kouchou bumped fists with him.
“Casana-babe turn you down again?” Rei laughed.
“She’ll come around.” Kouchou said evilly.
“Fantastic. Hey babe…” Rei wandered over to Zumi. “What say you and I head to my room and do a little…baby-making?”
“NO.” Zumi said and smacked him in the face.
“Damn.” The silver-haired boy whined.
Casana sniffed the air. “Rei-kun, have you been smoking marijuana again?”
Rei’s eyes darted around nervously. “Uh nooo…what makes you say that, babe?”
She sighed. “Rei-kun, you’re going to damage yourself. You really need to stop smoking that stuff.”
“Too late for that.” Zumi muttered. She’s like our mother or something, gosh.
“Aww I’m sorry babe, I can’t help it!” Rei said, grinning.
“Good morning, all.” Fukurou said, coming into the kitchen with Ramu.
“Hey.” Said Zumi.
“Morning!”
“Top of the morning to ya both!”
“Good morning, Fukurou-kun! Ramu-kun!” Casana greeted, relieved at having the more kind and less insane members around.
“Oh! You’re here Casana-chan!” Ramu smiled. “Does that mean you’re making breakfast?”
“Well, yep! Other than Fukurou-kun, I do after all do most of the cooking.” She replied, putting a pan on the stove for the pancakes.
“Darn right, babe!” Rei laughed.
“Exactly!” Kouchou slapped him a high five.
“…Right, sure. Fukurou-kun, can you give me a hand? I’ve got to make some waffles too.” Said Casana.
“Not a problem, Casana-chan! I’m on it!” Fukurou sat Ramu and Sushi at the table and went to get to work.
“Can I have a peanut butter and banana sandwich?” Ramu asked.
“Of course!” Said Fukurou.
“Hey everyone! We’re back!” Tay announced as she came into the kitchen.
“How’d the mission go?” Casana inquired.
“Fantastic! Not only did we manage to hunt down information on the mysterious Bijuu that’s supposedly hiding in the underground a few miles from Konoha, but…we saw the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, Naruto Uzumaki, making out with Itachi’s younger brother Sasuke! It was awesome!!!!” She squealed.
Zumi glance a glare at Tay for mentioning her uncle, but just took another sip of her milk.
Ramu blushed at the comment, while Casana laughed. "Aw, too bad I wasn't there!"
Tay giggled some more before sitting down next to Ramu. Sushi jumped off his seat and purred while rubbing on Casana's leg.
“Aw, are you hungry Sushi-chan? Want some milk?" Casana cooed at Sushi, making the cat mewl. Kouchou smirked and said, "I bet you won't mind to have some of my milk, Casana-chan."
Rei burst out laughing, while Casana blushed, but glared at Kouchou while putting down a saucer of milk for Sushi to drink. Zumi picked up a fork and threw it at Kouchou. "No perverted comments in the morning."
Tay laughed at the fork stuck in Kouchou's head. The boy just glared at Zumi, while pulling the fork out of his head, not wincing.(Remember? He can't feel any pain at all) Tay looked around, confused a bit. "Hey, where's Tsuki?" Everyone shrugged, while Zumi said "Who cares?". Suddenly, there was a loud explosion coming from one of the bedrooms. Casana stop at what she was doing and rushed to the scene. There was smoke everywhere, making Casana cough.
"HOLY CRAP! THE HIDEOUT IS ON FIRE!!" Rei screamed, pointing at the smoke. Zumi sweatdropped and smacked the back of Rei's head.
Everyone suddenly heard, what sounded like, insane laughter.
Casana glared, she knew who's laughter that was. "TSUKI! Did you touch Deidara's clay again?!"
Tsuki came out of the smoke, herself covered in soot and ashes. She smiled all innocent-like at Casana. "Now, Casana-san. Why would I do something like that?"
Casana rolled her eyes at the lyling girl. "Oh, I promised Deidara nothing would happen to his clay while he was gone."
Tsuki rolled her eyes, rubbing the soot off of her face. "What man-whore doesn't know, won't hurt him. I only exploded his bed anyway."
Casana glared at the 'man-whore' comment, but her eyes widen. "You blew up his bed?! Why?!"
Tsuki gave Casana a pointy smile, saying. "Because."
Everyone sweatdropped, while Tsuki kept on smiling. There was a moment of silence, before Rei blurted out, "HOLY CRAP! THE HIDEOUT IS ON FIRE!!"
“Shut the hell up, stupid. The hideout isn’t on fire. SOMEONE was being stupid again.” Zumi said, casting a glare at the someone she’d loudly referred to.
“Besides, what are you whining about? Not like man-whore’s gonna get mad at you.” Tsuki added. “I’m the one he’ll be pissed at.”
“That’s not the point!” Casana chided. “The point is that I made a promise and thanks to you, it’s BROKEN! I hope you’re happy. He’s gonna KILL me now!”
“Whatever. Now make me some pancakes. I’m hungry.” Tsuki replied.
That did it. Casana angrily took the bowl of pancake batter and plopped it onto Tsuki’s head. The batter dripped down her face.
“Make them yourself, midget.” She growled before leaving the kitchen, grumbling to herself.
Tay sighed and shook her head. “Nice going.”
“Thank you.” Tsuki replied, scowling.
“C’mon Casana-chan, no need to be mad! C’mon, I’ll make it all better!” Kouchou went out after her.
“I’ll just finish these.” Fukurou gave Zumi her waffles and went to the pancakes.
Kisame entered the kitchen, looking a bit puzzled.
“Guys…what’s going on? I just saw Casana storm out in a huff, Kouchou was chasing after her, …and there was smoke. And why is that bowl on your head, Tsuki?”
Tay looked at her blue boyfriend. “Long story, Kisa.”
“That’s for sure.” Rei agreed, making himself some toast.
“It was awesome.” Tsuki grinned, taking the bowl off her head.
Ramu looked a bit sad as he bit into his sandwich, Sushi jumped onto the table. “I hate having her upset.”
“Don’t we all,” Fukurou agreed. “Kind of like how I can’t stand seeing you upset…”
Ramu blushed. “Th-thank you…”
“Oh cut the mushiness!” Tsuki groaned.
Everyone glared.
“…What? It’s stupid.”

~Later that day~

BANG BANG BANG BANG!
“WTF?” Rei opened the door to the Rec Room. Casana was in the middle of the floor, hammering on a wooden bed she was working on. A mattress sat not far from her, as well as sheets, pillows in matching pillowcases, and a comforter.
“What are you doing?” He asked her.
“Making Deidara a new bed since a certain pest destroyed his old one.” Casana grumbled in reply.
“What’s all the banging?” Kouchou came into the room, then he grinned. “Ah, hey baby…having fun banging in those nails, Casana-chan?”
“Yes.” She replied, not quite listening.
“Well why don’t I bang you instead, eh?”
Rei laughed and slapped him a high five.
She looked up and glared. “Do I look like I have a sign on me that says Feel Free to have sex with me ?”
“Um…” The boys glanced at each other and grinned. “YES!”
“Oh shut up you weirdos.” Tsuki came into the room, carrying Inki. “And what the hell are you doing, Casana-san?”
She glared at the shorter girl. “What does it look like I’m doing?”
“Making a bed…literally.”
“Very good.” She muttered.
“All due to my awesome handywork. You can thank me anytime. Oh, and by the way…the Leader got a message from man-whore, he and Tobi are on their way home as we speak. Bye!” Tsuki laughed her head off and headed out of the room.
Casana’s eyes widened. “What?! Oh no! I’ll never finish in time!” She turned to the two boys. “Rei-kun, Kouchou-kun, I need you both to help me finish this.”
They glanced at one another and then back at her. “What’s in it for us?”
“Um…I don’t know! Whatever you want! Anything!”
Kouchou beamed. “ Anything ?”
Casana glared and blushed. “No! Nothing that involves sex! I mean something…I don’t know, simple! Something you really want!”
“I’ll help if you get me a date with Zumi!” Rei said.
“Deal!” She said frantically.
“Sex with you and I’ll do it.” Kouchou smirked.
“NO!”
“Oral sex!”
“NO!”
“Lap dance!”
“NO!”
“…A strip tease?”
“No and no!”
“…Whip up your famous Irish Coffee and let me spank you!”
“…”
“Dude, you spank her all the time.”
“Oh, right. But just one time without getting beat up.”
“Okay, FINE! If I make some Irish Coffee for you and allow you to…spank me just ONCE, will you help me finish this bed?”
“Yes.” Kouchou grinned.
“…Fine. It’s a deal.”
“I knew you’d see it my way.”
Both boys got down, took a hammer and went to work helping her finish it up.

~A little later~

“Oh Ca-sa-na!” Tsuki sang out, smirking. “Man-whore’s back! And I told him what happened!”
“What?!” Casana shot up from placing the last pillow on the finished bed. “Why?!”
“To get ‘im pissed, of course! Better hurry before he gets REALLY mad!”
“Oh no!” Casana moaned, hurrying out of the room.
“Mm…comfy bed.” Kouchou sat on it.
“No kidding!” Rei agreed, flopping down onto it.

~In the hall~

“I can’t believe that midget…touching my clay…” Deidara grumbled to himself, staring at the mess. “I’m gonna kill her…”
“Deidara!! Oh Deidara I am so SORRY!”
“Huh?” He turned around just as Casana flung into his arms.
“It was all my fault! I should’ve been more careful! I locked down your room so she couldn’t get to your clay but she must’ve broken through and now look what happened! I’m so sorry that happened! I broke a promise and there’s no excuse. You must be so mad at me now! I’m so sorry, I hope you can forgive me!” She said, crying a little bit.
“Hey, whoa, calm down. It’s not your fault.” Deidara assured her, giving her a hug. “No need to cry about it, don’t worry. I’m not mad at you, yeah.”
She sighed in relief and pulled back. “But still…I promised you that nothing would happen to your clay while you were gone! I broke the promise! There’s no-”
“Shh.” The blonde brought a finger to her lips, silencing her. “It’s okay. Yes I’m pissed at her for touching my clay and blowing up my bed, but it’s just clay. I can replace it, and the bed too. Overall, I’m relieved. She didn’t blow you up. So don’t worry about it, yeah.”
“Okay.” She pulled back. “And…I made a new bed for you.”
“…Really? You did? For me?”
“Yeah. C’mon, come see it.” She led the way toward the rec room.

~Back in the rec room~

“Boy, man-whore sure was pissed when I told him!” Tsuki grinned. “And red in the face!”
“I would’ve been too if I were in his shoes.” Rei said.
“Me too. I just hope he won’t take it out on Casana-chan!” Said Kouchou.
“Please, he never gets mad at her.” Tsuki muttered.
“Kinda like how he never NOT gets mad at you?” Rei smirked.
“Right, but c’mon, he’s so fun to piss off!”
“Not when you’re caught making moves on his girlfriend.” Kouchou said, shivering.
“You guys are pathetic.” Zumi muttered, coming into the room.
They all looked at her innocently, imaginary halos above their heads.
“Frankly he’ll be pissed at all three of you.” She continued. “You,” She pointed at Tsuki. “For starting this mess. You,” She pointed at Kouchou. “For flirting with her and the second part of your little deal, and you!” She pointed at Rei.
“Ye-es?” He said, grinning.
“…Because you’re annoying.”
“I know.” Rei said with a ^^ face. “You love me like that.”
“Shut up!” She turned away, grumbling to herself.

“See? There it is!” Casana gestured to the bed as they came into the room.
Deidara eyed it and grinned. “Hey, wow! That’s even better than my old one! Thanks, yeah!” He swiftly brought her into his arms and kissed her deeply.
“Ewwwwww…” Tsuki muttered, covering her face.
“I wish that was meeee…” Kouchou whined.
“I wish that were me and Zumi!” Said Rei.
Zumi watched boredly and glared at Rei for his comment.
“Okay, enough Dei-daddy and Cas-mommy!” Tsuki went over to the two and broke them up.
“…Dei-daddy, yeah!?” Deidara’s eye twitched.
“Cas-mommy?!” Casana looked puzzled.
“Duh! You guys are older than me, hilariously fun to piss off…and like parents to me! Deal with it. Bye!” She retreated down the hall.
“…Okay then. I’ll be back, I’m gonna get Kisame to help us move the bed to your room.” Casana went to go find Kisame.
“Sooooo!” Kouchou went over to the blonde and grinned. “Cheat on her with any prostitues? ‘Cause if you did, I’ll gladly do the honours in making her do the same with ol’ me!”
Deidara glared angrily at the other boy. “I would NEVER</I> cheat on Casana with a stupid, slutty, disease-carrying whore! And if you lay a hand on her, I’ll kill you, yeah!”
“No need for that! I get to spank her! Bye bye!” Kouchou skipped down the hall.
“Whatever.” Deidara muttered. Then he realized what he’d been told. “GET BACK HERE YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!!!!” He ran down the hall after Kouchou.
Rei burst out laughing.
Zumi glared at Rei and smacked him again. "Enough of your idiotic comments. They make my head hurt."
Rei lightly pouted, but then had a small smirk on his face. Suddenly he ascreamed, pointing at some random direction, "OMG! TSUKI'S GOING INTO YOUR ROOM AGAIN!!"
Zumi's eyes widen and turned around, but saw nothing. "What are you talking about? She's no where near he-" She got inturrpeted by Rei's lips, kissing her. She blushed a bright red, but then raised her leg and gave Rei a swift kick to the crotch. Rei fell, groaning in pain, while Zumi walked away, the blush still on her face. "Pervert...." she muttered.
Casana poked her head back in, followed by Kisame and Tay.
“Still up for the deal, Rei-kun?” She asked.
Getting over the pain as much as he could, Rei managed a grin. “You bet, Casana-babe! Can you get me some ice?”
“Sure.” She left to go get some.
“Again, Rei?” Kisame said.
“Afraid so.” Rei grinned. “Oh well, she’ll come around.”
“HEEEELLPPP!!” Kouchou ran into the room and hid under the newly made bed. “Don’t let him get me!!!!”
They all stared at one another and shook their heads. Rei laughed.

~Owari